An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:19 am
Ok, I've concluded I'm in need of some serious help, but I'm sure you folks have realized that by now!
Anyone familiar with THIS song?
I'm dealing with UPS claim service now, so this little ditty came to mind.
I just jotted it down in about 10 minutes...I'm sure we can come up with some good revisions!
What do you guys/gals think?
ODE TO UPS!
With a plane in the sky
You can kiss it goodbye
That's Logistics...
Wait all week long
Wonder where has it gone
That's Logistics
We will lie to your face
What a freaking disgrace
That's Logistics
A continues link
We will drive you to drink
That's Logistics
It's insured, no big sweat
But you're still into debt
That's Logistics
You put in just a claim
We put off all the blame
That's Logistics
Shipped your bass from your place
It is Lost out in Space
That's Logistics
The guitar of your dreams
Has been turned into schemes
That's Logistics
It was worth fifteen grand
Not a leg do you stand
That's Logistics
You wait for a sign
All you do is just whine
That's Logistics
One more form, than we're done
Still no call, this ain't fun
That's Logistics
Waste all your time
Still not one damn thin dime
That's Logistics!
Anyone familiar with THIS song?
I'm dealing with UPS claim service now, so this little ditty came to mind.
I just jotted it down in about 10 minutes...I'm sure we can come up with some good revisions!
What do you guys/gals think?
ODE TO UPS!
With a plane in the sky
You can kiss it goodbye
That's Logistics...
Wait all week long
Wonder where has it gone
That's Logistics
We will lie to your face
What a freaking disgrace
That's Logistics
A continues link
We will drive you to drink
That's Logistics
It's insured, no big sweat
But you're still into debt
That's Logistics
You put in just a claim
We put off all the blame
That's Logistics
Shipped your bass from your place
It is Lost out in Space
That's Logistics
The guitar of your dreams
Has been turned into schemes
That's Logistics
It was worth fifteen grand
Not a leg do you stand
That's Logistics
You wait for a sign
All you do is just whine
That's Logistics
One more form, than we're done
Still no call, this ain't fun
That's Logistics
Waste all your time
Still not one damn thin dime
That's Logistics!
