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"FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:47 pm
by jingle_jangle
"...I'm gonna set my chin patch on fire and drive to Milwaukee..."



Also, read the comments. :lol:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:59 pm
by jps
Is he constantly looking around to make sure the guitar is still there? He makes me think of:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:10 pm
by jingle_jangle
I hereby crown thee, "Rex Chinsilk"! :mrgreen:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:45 pm
by bartyclue
This is just ridiculous. This guitar doesnt have any mojo whatsoever. It just looks abused/neglected. I hope no one listens to this clown.

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:17 pm
by jingle_jangle
He just seems like a really nice earnest (misguided) young fella.

Fender turned the noun "relic" into a verb, and expanded its meaning. However, nothing beats nature and honest neglect.

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:22 pm
by simer4001
"took it to the next level." I hope he meant to the level below. This is horriblle

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:26 pm
by cjj
I think it's just plain dumb. Dumber even than the Fender idea of "relic"...
:roll:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:36 pm
by chrisdski
jps wrote: He makes me think of:
Hey, isn't that Elys :shock: :D

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:42 pm
by scotty
Mug is fitting......Sorry to say i couldnt be bothered after a couple of minutes so even in posting this Ive wasted enough time..

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:52 pm
by paologregorio
jingle_jangle wrote:He just seems like a really nice earnest (misguided) young fella.

Fender turned the noun "relic" into a verb, and expanded its meaning. However, nothing beats nature and honest neglect.
My sentiments exactly!

When people type "relicing,"I read the text as "re-lice-ing," causing me to think of hundreds of lice infesting the guitar and its case. Blech!

Gee, maybe I should relic my shoes; I could tie them to my feet topside down and run around in gravel for awhile so they look beat up. Ugh.

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:00 am
by rickenbrother
Just quickly drive by a long picket fence, holding the guitar out the window to smack it into the slats. Repeat as necessary, That oughta relic it it fast! :roll: :lol:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:04 am
by jingle_jangle
paologregorio wrote: When people type "relicing,"I read the text as "re-lice-ing," causing me to think of hundreds of lice infesting the guitar and its case. Blech!
Reviewing several guitar forums, it's obvious that that has become the accepted spelling. :shock:

Correct spelling would require a "k" before any sort of suffix, as in "relicked" or "relicking", or "relickable", which some folks might think had something to do with a Popsicle... :mrgreen:

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:32 am
by paologregorio
jingle_jangle wrote:
paologregorio wrote: When people type "relicing,"I read the text as "re-lice-ing," causing me to think of hundreds of lice infesting the guitar and its case. Blech!
Reviewing several guitar forums, it's obvious that that has become the accepted spelling. :shock:

Correct spelling would require a "k" before any sort of suffix, as in "relicked" or "relicking", or "relickable", which some folks might think had something to do with a Popsicle... :mrgreen:
Yeah, I've seen "relicing" even in some Fender Custom shop literature/web content, IIRC. There's just no proper way to spell that, unless maybe one wanted to punctuate the word with as dash as "relic-ing," but it's too late now; I think the awful spelling just goes hand in hand with the awful concept. :lol: :

Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:26 am
by Grey
This guy is extremely well-respected in guitar circles. I followed his awesome 'relic' guide on my Les Paul using nothing more than a screwdriver.

I think resale value went up 2 fold. :)

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Re: "FOR MY NEXT ACT..."

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:27 am
by jingle_jangle
That's more a chew than a lick...