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ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:55 pm
by jingle_jangle
You won't believe this one. Guy went at it with everything he had except taste and common sense.

Abominable. AND it's got 20 bids!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/1991-Fender-Jaguar- ... 7480334866

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:38 pm
by woodyng
Looks like he took coarse steel wool and a belt sander to it......nasty! :shock:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:50 pm
by jingle_jangle
And a shotgun...and a blowtorch..and a barbecue grille.

How 'bout that gouged pickguard? What could he have been thinking?

Worse part is, at the price it's going to go for, it isn't worth putting back right...

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:51 pm
by cjj
Oh come on now! THAT is a primo relic job! Who would even want to put it back right? That's gotta be the case, otherwise why would the idiots people be willing to pay so much?
:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:03 pm
by jps
Yeah, that''s the best phony relic job, no one would ever mistake that for the real thing. :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:09 pm
by Grey
jingle_jangle wrote:How 'bout that gouged pickguard? What could he have been thinking?
It's an Ashtray.

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:21 pm
by johnnysain
Notice how the words on the headstock and the serial numbers are 'pristine'......so realstic considering the 'wear' elsewhere! :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:23 pm
by jingle_jangle
cjj wrote:Oh come on now! THAT is a primo relic job! Who would even want to put it back right? That's gotta be the case, otherwise why would the idiots people be willing to pay so much?
:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Because they're suckers enthusiasts?

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:12 pm
by collin
what the hell is THIS? :shock: :shock:

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I can't even figure out what he is trying to replicate.....pick wear? Kids...don't do drugs. :roll:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:19 pm
by cjj
Oh come on, it's obvious! That's from deflecting a bullet at one of those wild "gangsta" concerts (or whatever they call 'em)...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:28 pm
by winston
collin wrote:what the hell is THIS? :shock: :shock:

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I can't even figure out what he is trying to replicate.....pick wear? Kids...don't do drugs. :roll:
You guys have no imagination...............that's a custom pick holder. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:39 pm
by jps
winston wrote:
collin wrote:what the hell is THIS? :shock: :shock:

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I can't even figure out what he is trying to replicate.....pick wear? Kids...don't do drugs. :roll:
You guys have no imagination...............that's a custom pick holder. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, the picks go in but never come out! :lol:

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:14 am
by wj350
That's a crying shame...Japanese offsets are really nice instruments. To heck with driver's licenses and gun registration, there needs to be serious restrictions placed on the sale of power tools!!

Re: ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PHONY RELIC...

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:26 pm
by ataritoobin
collin wrote:what the hell is THIS? :shock: :shock:

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I can't even figure out what he is trying to replicate.....pick wear? Kids...don't do drugs. :roll:
Maybe that's the Willie Nelson Jaguar? :lol: