lol - it's OK, mate.
Bristol, cool.
Myself? Originally from Southampton, moved to Staffordshire about 10 years ago. Been known to gig all over the Midlands, Scotland, Ireland. I sometimes play "professionally", a loose term if anything, with an Oasis tribute band, (my dad plays full time this season, I help out when he's too nackered.) £275-350 a gig isn't bad, eh...!
Easy Henny. I saw her first!...Henny eyeing the older women????

LOL... I'm taken here, fellas!