Stones 2005 Tour

nattiep · Post by **nattiep** » Fri May 13, 2005 1:59 pm

Damn! I can't remember one of my favorites!
Was it "My girlfriend had chickenpox on her brain. To scratch it she had to think about sandpaper."?

atomic_punk · Post by **atomic_punk** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:18 pm

"You can't have everything, where would you put it?" - Stephen Wright

atomic_punk · Post by **atomic_punk** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:19 pm

Or...."I know when I am going to die...my birth certificate has an expiration date."

patrickkelly · Post by **patrickkelly** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:28 pm

"I bought some freeze dried water but I didn't know what to add to it."

"I put instant oatmeal in my microwave oven. I almost went back in time."

aceonbass · Post by **aceonbass** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:08 am

There's a light switch on my wall but it doesn't do anything. Once in a while, I flick it up and down just for the heck of it. Then I got a letter from a woman in Germany telling me to stop it!.

jaybic · Post by **jaybic** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:16 am

One night I came home and accidentally stuck my car key in the door lock. So I started up the building and took it for a spin.

Or something to that effect

aceonbass · Post by **aceonbass** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:56 am

...then I parked it in the middle of the expressway, came out my fron door and told everyone to get out of my driveway.

tonewerks · Post by **tonewerks** » Mon May 16, 2005 1:42 pm

AARP is sponsoring it

admin · Post by **admin** » Tue May 24, 2005 12:03 pm

Glad the Stones are back again in Canada.

tony_carey · Post by **tony_carey** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:09 pm

I bet they were happy with that Pic!

admin · Post by **admin** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:30 pm

You mean the opposition party?

johnv · Post by **johnv** » Tue May 24, 2005 2:42 pm

Ay Keef, Av I told you, you look good today?!

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:10 pm

"What a drag it is getting old..."

I'm guessing they don't play that one live much anymore..

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:57 pm

Yeah, Dane. More like "What a drag it is growing mould..." (look, no smiley!)

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:03 pm

Can't wait for the ultimate retrospective release:

"Put Yer Ya-Ya's Back In!"