UK & US unite!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:43 pm

Oops..... I was chicken grease on the lenses!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:44 pm

No it wasn't... it was Zymol residue!

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:03 pm

Howard, you can remove Zymol residue with a generous application of chicken grease.

But be sure to use a COTTON DIAPER.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:17 pm

I always use cotton, Paul! Not diapers, though - I need them for my growing incontinence problem - hahahaha!!

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:59 pm

I would fit right in with all you geezers, I'm 52. I think the common love of Ric's and Geritol are the cause of the healthy and energized look.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:05 am

Geritol and Mylanta for the ulcers, Bob!

I'm 53 and haven't put myself in the 'geezer' category yet - middle aged with a youngish mind (some would say immature!!).

I'm having my second mid life crisis right now - Rickaddiction! I need some 'Rickabate' patches!!

jps · Post by **jps** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:24 am

I'm sure your wife prefers that to some other need!

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:05 am

Just a joke dagnabit! Goldang young whippersnappers!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:18 am

Being an ex, Jeff, she doesn't even know about my new 'habit'. All she wants from me is a monthly payment!!

leftyguitars · Post by **leftyguitars** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:34 am

Howard, how can 53 be middle aged? After all how many people do you know that are 106? If you expect to live to, say 80, then 40 is middle aged isn't it? I should keep my mouth closed 'cos I'm 52 myself (I think!) but still a teenager inside. Still running around on a 160mph bike and living a rock'n'roll lifesyle. Now where did I leave my slippers???

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:17 pm

I had a 74 Z-1 that went 160, not with me on it though.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:32 pm

Peter, Gromit can find them for you.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:07 pm

I've taken the liberty of extending my middle age, Peter. I can find no precise definition of the term so I've made up my own. Until I see the need for a pipe, a rocking chair on the front porch and a pensioner's card that's what I'll be!!

BTW, my slippers (the blue plush ones) are just inside the front door!

jps · Post by **jps** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:50 pm

Want some cheese Gromit?

Scastles · Post by **Scastles** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:54 pm

Ooooh, plush blue slippers....pretty comfy and they aren't even mine, Howard. I prefer bare feet, all the time, weather permitting.