Triple Neck
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Gotta have a pic for posterity:
that is, something like
The Tennessee Company
2346 Shuniang Road #7
Quongjin China
Reminds me of a line from "Wonderful WINO Radio" by George Carlin:
" ... and here's the hot new hit by that great new group from England, The Kansas City Boys ..."
...THIS GUITAR IS MADE BY THE TENNESSEE COMPANY ...
that is, something like
The Tennessee Company
2346 Shuniang Road #7
Quongjin China
Reminds me of a line from "Wonderful WINO Radio" by George Carlin:
" ... and here's the hot new hit by that great new group from England, The Kansas City Boys ..."
It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing. - Seneca
"... and now, the pollen count from Long Island Jewish Hospital: one-two-three-four-five ..."
" ... some of you may have been a little surprised at the weather over the weekend, especially if you saw my show Friday night; I'd like to personally apologize to the former residents of Rogers, Illinois - caught them cats nappin', man ..."
" ... some of you may have been a little surprised at the weather over the weekend, especially if you saw my show Friday night; I'd like to personally apologize to the former residents of Rogers, Illinois - caught them cats nappin', man ..."
It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing. - Seneca
I really enjoy Carlin. He is a genius.
Just looked up this list...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes. . . why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? "
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him. . . is he still wrong? (yes)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? "
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shi*?
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Bloody brilliant!!
Just looked up this list...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes. . . why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? "
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him. . . is he still wrong? (yes)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? "
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shi*?
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Bloody brilliant!!
1976 Rickenbacker 4001
2011/05 Fender Standard Fretless Jazz Bass
2005/11 Fender Standard Jazz Bass
2011/05 Fender Standard Fretless Jazz Bass
2005/11 Fender Standard Jazz Bass
The Beatles latest record, when played backwards at slow speed, says 'Dummy! You're playing it backwards at slow speed!"
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
1976 Rickenbacker 4001
2011/05 Fender Standard Fretless Jazz Bass
2005/11 Fender Standard Jazz Bass
2011/05 Fender Standard Fretless Jazz Bass
2005/11 Fender Standard Jazz Bass
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jingle_jangle
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Man, a guitar with 3, 4, 5 necks. Now that's an instrument for a person who doesn't have time in between songs to switch instruments. A person who feels that way should talk to the manager of the establishment to let them have a little more time on stage.
I do see the idea of a doubleneck though. Especially if one neck is a bass, and other a guitar, or one is fretted and the other fretless. But, anything with more than 2 necks are just plain for show, IMHO.
I do see the idea of a doubleneck though. Especially if one neck is a bass, and other a guitar, or one is fretted and the other fretless. But, anything with more than 2 necks are just plain for show, IMHO.
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Hey Guys the guy he bought the triple neck on e-Bay for $371.00 also bought the following book. Check it out. This guy is in a weird place of his own. This is what he bought>
Runescape Money Guide:
Secrets of becoming a MILLIONAIRE
Do you want to get rich in Runescape? Do you want to wear those Party Hats everyone is dreaming of? Then its time to make some money!
This Guide will show you how to make big amounts of money in Runescape. Start of by making 80-120k an hour, and later move on making up to 300k an hour!
The Guide contains 9 chapters, each explaining various ways to make money in Runescape in clearest details. On top of that great Guide you will get a huge Price Table, listing most of the Runescape items.
Will this Guide really make me a Millionaire?
Yes! Just follow the steps indicated in the Guide correctly, and before you even know it you will be swimming in loads of money!
For who is this Guide?
This Guide is for anyone who seriously wants to earn big money in Runescape.
Can anyone make money?
Yes! Even a level 3 character can make huge amounts of money, by following the steps in the Guide. The higher leveled you are, the more income you can predict. Usually with a level 3 character, you can make about 50k/hr.
What kind of techniques does it involve in become rich?
It is all explained in the Guide. Both, how to make money using skills, and how to make money using strategy is defined in the Guide.
Is it really true that I will be making more than 100k an hour?
Yes! Sometimes it can even be more than that! With this Guide you will conquer Runescape and take a seat in the Millionaires Club.
What is included in the Guide Package?
9 Chapters, all well explained. An incredibly large Price Table, which is 23 pages long! FREE Updates, and an extremely good Customer Support.
Sounds great, how can I get the Guide?
The Guide costs only $4.95 which is extremely cheap for such valuable and great Information. Click on the "Get it now" button to proceed to the checkout page.
Still not convinced? These are some of our customers recent feedback, from both eBay and through email.
Fabulous Guide!!!!!!!! My son made 150k in 10 mins
A+++++++++++++ Seller, high speed, got what i wanted, wicked
Item received with thanks, Son was impressed A+++++++++
THE MOST HELPFULL GUIDE FOR RUNESCAPE I CANNOT BELIVE HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE. A*
this guide rocks i made 150k in 20min it rocks i give it a A++++++++++++++++++++
Thank you, this Guide has helped my son advance in this game a lot!!! Definitly will leave a positive feedback for you on ebay. Absolutly great guide! Thank you again.
- R. Hoffman
Some people will buy anything!!
Runescape Money Guide:
Secrets of becoming a MILLIONAIRE
Do you want to get rich in Runescape? Do you want to wear those Party Hats everyone is dreaming of? Then its time to make some money!
This Guide will show you how to make big amounts of money in Runescape. Start of by making 80-120k an hour, and later move on making up to 300k an hour!
The Guide contains 9 chapters, each explaining various ways to make money in Runescape in clearest details. On top of that great Guide you will get a huge Price Table, listing most of the Runescape items.
Will this Guide really make me a Millionaire?
Yes! Just follow the steps indicated in the Guide correctly, and before you even know it you will be swimming in loads of money!
For who is this Guide?
This Guide is for anyone who seriously wants to earn big money in Runescape.
Can anyone make money?
Yes! Even a level 3 character can make huge amounts of money, by following the steps in the Guide. The higher leveled you are, the more income you can predict. Usually with a level 3 character, you can make about 50k/hr.
What kind of techniques does it involve in become rich?
It is all explained in the Guide. Both, how to make money using skills, and how to make money using strategy is defined in the Guide.
Is it really true that I will be making more than 100k an hour?
Yes! Sometimes it can even be more than that! With this Guide you will conquer Runescape and take a seat in the Millionaires Club.
What is included in the Guide Package?
9 Chapters, all well explained. An incredibly large Price Table, which is 23 pages long! FREE Updates, and an extremely good Customer Support.
Sounds great, how can I get the Guide?
The Guide costs only $4.95 which is extremely cheap for such valuable and great Information. Click on the "Get it now" button to proceed to the checkout page.
Still not convinced? These are some of our customers recent feedback, from both eBay and through email.
Fabulous Guide!!!!!!!! My son made 150k in 10 mins
A+++++++++++++ Seller, high speed, got what i wanted, wicked
Item received with thanks, Son was impressed A+++++++++
THE MOST HELPFULL GUIDE FOR RUNESCAPE I CANNOT BELIVE HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE. A*
this guide rocks i made 150k in 20min it rocks i give it a A++++++++++++++++++++
Thank you, this Guide has helped my son advance in this game a lot!!! Definitly will leave a positive feedback for you on ebay. Absolutly great guide! Thank you again.
- R. Hoffman
Some people will buy anything!!
“We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” - Albert Einstein
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother" - Albert Einstein
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother" - Albert Einstein
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jingle_jangle
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$371.00 is about $370.99 too much unless you're a midget Neilsen. Or a Runescape troll.
Connections?
Connections?
“I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did.”
― Kurt Vonnegut
― Kurt Vonnegut
OK picture this: You're in a serious band and you arrive at practise with this monster case and tell the guys look at this cool guitar that I just bought on e-bath for $371.00.
I think you'd be looking for a new band dont you?
I think you'd be looking for a new band dont you?
“We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” - Albert Einstein
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother" - Albert Einstein
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother" - Albert Einstein
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jingle_jangle
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I think that you would BE a new band AND be all set up for a serious game of ping pong, to boot!
“I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did.”
― Kurt Vonnegut
― Kurt Vonnegut