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Just post the punchlines to jokes and we'll figure them out ourselves.
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OK...

217!
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That's mean and derogatory! Some of my best friends are farmers' daughters...

You're gonna get this thread pulled, too, with that kind of spurious material, JJ...
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Sorry, Dane. I'll try again.

Hermaphroditic octopi.
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Can somebody pull this thread?
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Jerry, stop being such a curmudgeon...
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I love that word
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Har.
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Poon.

(I knew I'd get a chance to work it in somewhere...)
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Tang.
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Ah the word game is now complete grasshopper.

Tang is a delightful and flavorful effervescent drink when served cold. Poon on the other hand when served cold along with tang can make a one or more persons quite miserable.
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Um. Look back. Dane completed the thread.
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Oh the first part did not fly over my head. It was the second part of the word game I was waiting for.

I knew someone with an itchy keyboard finger would throw it out there and lo and behold there it was waiting for me, just a I had imagined it would.
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Post by brammy »

what did Neil Armstrong drink on the Apollo 11 mission?

Moon Tang.
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Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
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