Question For Howard

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:34 pm

When I was a kid I always thought my Irish grandmother was calling me 'horrid'. may not have been far from the truth, actually - I was a bit of a brat!!

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:45 am

My dad told me that when he was a kid, he thought God's name was Harold...

You know: "Harold be thy name..."

winston · Post by **winston** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:54 am

It isn't? What is it then? Now I'm confused.

First the truth about the tooth fairy, then Santa Clause and then the easter bunny and now this, what's next.

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ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:08 am

Kiki Dee and Elton John are one and the same.......

Howya doin', Dane?

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:22 am

Fair dinkum, Howard! By Neddy K....

I keep hearing bizarre news reports from down under...a lady surviving being stuck in her car for eight days with broken bones after launching it off a cliff and into a canyon...and something else equally strange that I can't recall just now...

It's, like, a different kind of life down there, eh?

You know, I could never tell Kiki's vocals from Elton's in "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"...one track sounds slightly more feminine than the other, but that certainly doesn't narrow it down...

shamustwin · Post by **shamustwin** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:35 am

I just read a man down under built up 40,000 of static electricity in his clothes and set fire to things as he passed! BBC news, today!

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:38 am

Yes! That's the one! Thanks, Jerry...I might've spent the entire day tryin' to remember that one...

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:40 am

Thats us....... bizarre!

winston · Post by **winston** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:55 am

Yeh I heard about that man. Imagine not knowing what kind of effect he was having on those around him. Sounds like a regular sort of bloke to me. Totally oblivious. Bit of a capitalist too, he apparently paid good money for the jacket that the fire department confiscated.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:14 am

Damn, Aitch, you get stranger lookin' by the minute.

At least yer guitars are pretty to look at.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:24 am

Only good lookin' things in the house!!

winston · Post by **winston** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:07 pm

And I hope the girlfriend is not there right now? If she was I am sure she would be not be flattered. You might even get a new dent in your head for that oversight mate.

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:28 pm

I was talking permanent fixtures, Brian! The place brightens up immeasurably when she's here.

Speak of the devil!! She's just arrived..... nookies and eggs and bacon for brekkie!!!

gregga41 · Post by **gregga41** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:00 pm

Forget the eggs and bacon Howard!!!!!!!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:11 pm

We didn't!