As long as we're dreaming, I just want two - my own signature models. Through-neck, but with hollow body wings glued-on to make them look nice and keep the weight down, 360 double-bound-ish body shape, checkerboard binding, guitar-style headstock shape with binding, twin Toasters, wired individually - all the way out to two jacks, two cords and separate amp channels, gold guards and TRC, crushed pearl inlays on the fretted one, varnished, polished fingerboard on the fretless with a few position markers on the sides of the fingerboard, but nothing on the face. Might even go for Humbuckers on the fretless instead of toasters to see if we could coax a little of that Pedulla-style whine out of it. Color? Rootbeerburst! - just a tiny bit browner than Brugundyglo and fading to super dark brown, almost black, at the edges. Oh well, a boy can dream, can't he? The really scary thing is that if they actually were nuts enough to make them, I'd be in the process right now of figuring out how to afford them.
