According to Kevin, we ought to ship alot of Spray Nine to San Francisco!{
HIV couldn't live on a bass for long anyway... if at all. You have to watch out with Spray Nine.. it can dissolved many finishes!
and Africa if we only get them to stop messing with Apes.
There's no evidence that any Africans "mess around" with monkeys (if it's even possible) ... they do eat them however.
Actually the story which a reporter for the Village Voice broke was that HIV was first transmitted to humans after using local monkeys to incubate smallpox vaccine. Since no one knew about HIV (or SIV as is the case), no one thought to test for it. Nor would they think that any virus that might be there would mutate to attack humans.
There is a lot of talk about it being a government plot, but it seems the real conspiracy is the fact that the pharmaceutical companies involved were part of a cover up....
Now back to our regularly scheduled program!