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Har!
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Bleh.... I almost??? don't want to have my name associated with this thread title....except that I'm laughing too hard not to comment!
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Presumably these guitars could be fitted with 'wank' bars...
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They should carry warning stickers - "Medical authorities warn that ownership is a health hazard"......
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Or could make you go blind if you keep playing (with) them.
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Reminds me of the classic Frankie Valli tune.... "My Eyes Abhorred You"!!
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I thought it was "ignored" and I wondered why he would even bother to write about it...
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might get slanted eyes and bucked teeth playing one of them
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Err...Brian....yipes....you might want to tone that particular brand of sh*t down a little...unless you don't mind being referred to as a 'big-nosed foreign devil'...or a 'ghost-faced killah'...

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Hey ya Dane I'm not smearing any particular ethnicity Just describing a certain look one would have on his face, just before he went blind while playing with the wank bar on his new Masturbuilt. so sorry to offend not intentional
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It's cool dude...we're all in this together...

Besides, I know my Asian friends are cracking jokes about how much we of Euro descent smell like cheese every time my back is turned...

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Here's a cheesy place for you Dane. Notice that it's a temple. LOL

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N'hésitez pas à nous contacter pour vos soirées associatives ou culturelles pour lesquelles nous vous proposons des fondues ou des tartiflettes géantes.
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You said it, Brian M...
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Tres bien! J'aime les tartiflettes...especially when they wear those little short skirts...

Okay, I really have to go now...tomorrow's another 'jour'...Bon nuit, mon ami Canadien...

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Hahahahahahahahaha!! Image (the smiley is just for you, Dane....)
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