Knock-Offs, Rip-Offs, and Just Plain UGLY!

kcole4001 · Post by **kcole4001** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:05 am

Maybe that's a ladder for the gremlins/garden gnomes/other little folk who inhabit this guy's head!

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:20 am

The ladder, uh...
BTW... this link was already posted at Bass forum, but something tells me it deserves some space here as well...
www.angelfire.com/pa2/STONEMANGUITARS/nude.html
A b*** bass... waah...
Talkin' about "political correctness"... uh.

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:58 am

Conclusive proof that an absolutely free society has to make allowances for (and learn to tolerate) stupidity...

'The stupid we shall have with us always'...

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:54 am

Wait a minnit--I forgot to add "bad taste" to the topic heading!

kcole4001 · Post by **kcole4001** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:57 pm

Darwin's law does work on some of them!

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:30 am

Not sure about Darwin... but i'm sure Dr Freud could write a big volume about the creator's inner life...

BTW... $6K... the most expensive b*** i've ever seen!

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:34 am

LOL! And Ewwwwwwwwwww! And Aaaaaaaack, too!

That one is right up there with the "buttglo" guitar from another thread....

Truly awful. Imagine somebody PLAYING that thing in public and keeping a straight face. Kind of disturbing.....

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:31 am

Well, there's a picture of some guy with a "body" guitar at the bottom of the page, Melissa... and he looks happy enough...
Sadistic, truly... a wooden "lady" must have passed through a painful surgery...

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:41 am

Tasteless, ugly, crass, gross, etc.

The guy is happy in the same testosterone-soaked way that you see when his team wins the Super Bowl and he borrows that glory to try to convince himself that that isn't a beer gut that he sees in the mirror, it's muscle, and it was he who spiked that ball.

Pathetic.

And whoever sculpted that attempt at a torso had little familiarity with feminine shapes. It's more like a beanbag with boobies--which were the focus of the whole exercise, anyway.

"Shotwell Jenkins--when you comin' up outta that basement an' comin' to bed?"

"Just a minnit, Arnetta. I gotta touch up the pink paint on mah, er, ax handle. You know, the one I use for mah sculptin', when the chain saw runs outta gas?"

kcole4001 · Post by **kcole4001** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:10 am

That one might actually be improved if you gave it to mpv to renovate!
It couldn't get MUCH worse.

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:19 am

Paul, Kevin... ehh... what was that abbreviation? laughter shook it out of my head... oh yeah... ROTFL!
Well, maybe mpv would add a bikini...

winston · Post by **winston** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:43 am

"This is definately one of a kind, and no more "Nude" instruments will be built by Stoneman Guitars!"

Amen to that is all I can say. $6000.00 for that load of rubbish? BTW he should learn to use spell check. LOL

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:14 am

Definately!

His claim that this is the last one he'll build is one of the most positive, uplifting bits of news I've heard in a long time...if it turns out to be true, that is.

'Stoneman', indeed...the only thing about this whole deal that seems like a hemp-induced hallucination is that $6,000 price tag...

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:22 am

Okay, just to please Paul who dislikes green guitars i'll post one here:

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:34 am

Ugh. Nightmare. Shall we do a green guitars thread? I've been sleeping too well lately.