Major Ebay laugh!

jps · Post by **jps** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:24 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/74-fender-Jazz-Bass-Guitar-Ash-Body-w-Birdseye-Warmoth_W0QQitemZ7383375945QQcategoryZ64400QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

jaybic · Post by **jaybic** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:54 pm

um...yeah...sure is....um....something

winston · Post by **winston** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:26 pm

That's a Frankensteinjazzbass. What an unholy mess. LOL

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:49 pm

Ahem...

jps · Post by **jps** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:38 am

I love the text:

"the smooth-baldy and tough feel of the neck which has no dents on it.., like it was boned and chipped to last forever"

"These cultured skills is your key special places that you have never seen before"

"Let's try not to yourself with the year"

What language do they speak in Las Vegas?

kcole4001 · Post by **kcole4001** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:26 am

Chinese?

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:49 am

I'd bet Ruglish - "sounds" very similar...

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:35 pm

I think my wife might have taken a side job writing ebay ads.

jps · Post by **jps** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:50 pm

rictified · Post by **rictified** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:54 pm

Yeah, she comes out with some good ones, one day when I first met her and was on the way to Lima she wrote me an e-mail that said among other things:
Don't forget to put your snickers and your sockers in the maleta (suitcase), haha!
Her English has improved considerably since then though.