Just when I thought I'd seen them all . . .
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And there's nothing as stubborn as the conviction of inebriation...
5 is prime...
5 is prime...
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I can tell you 100% for sure that 5 is definitely an even number. I may not have actually gone to math classes or passed tests that demonstrate knowledge and understanding, but I REALLY know what I'm talking about here. One time I paid for a beer in a bar, and it cost five bucks. After I paid the five bucks, the bartender and I were even. So that must mean 5 is an even number.
There is no need for me to pay attention to the laws of physics and mathematics and science. They don't apply to me, because I don't want them to. And let's not forget: ignorance of the law is the best excuse. I mean, I'm just calling 5 an even number. It's not like I'm calling 5, 7, 9, and 15 even numbers. That would clearly violate the laws of mathematics, because it's more than one. I'm just calling 5 an even number, so it's perfectly alright, and don't worry, you can trust my completely uninformed opinion. Boy, I'm glad I was finally able to settle this dispute!
SO THERE!!!
There is no need for me to pay attention to the laws of physics and mathematics and science. They don't apply to me, because I don't want them to. And let's not forget: ignorance of the law is the best excuse. I mean, I'm just calling 5 an even number. It's not like I'm calling 5, 7, 9, and 15 even numbers. That would clearly violate the laws of mathematics, because it's more than one. I'm just calling 5 an even number, so it's perfectly alright, and don't worry, you can trust my completely uninformed opinion. Boy, I'm glad I was finally able to settle this dispute!
SO THERE!!!
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I've seen people pull off this kind of argument for real in other issues, and they often win through sheer tenacity and force of will. Usually happens during election years.
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I really shouldn't, but I just came upon a brilliant proof that 5 really is even, when applied to basses.
See, a bass comes in 4 string, 5 string, 6 string, etc., but the first, or PRIMARY unit, is the 4 string, so this gives
b4=1
Thus, without another thought, it is obvious that a 5 string gives
b5=2
ergo, the 5 string bass is even. And so is a 7.
But 6 and 8 strings are odd.
Now, dig this
b4 + g6 = 4080
See, a bass comes in 4 string, 5 string, 6 string, etc., but the first, or PRIMARY unit, is the 4 string, so this gives
b4=1
Thus, without another thought, it is obvious that a 5 string gives
b5=2
ergo, the 5 string bass is even. And so is a 7.
But 6 and 8 strings are odd.
Now, dig this
b4 + g6 = 4080

