For sale

blazer · Post by **blazer** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:24 pm

http://www.thelocal.se/6032/20070109/

"I may be tired of my plastic boobs now but the implants have given me a lot of pleasure over the years. That's why I want them to be of some use, so they can provide pleasure for somebody else. Somebody who has a difficult life,"
- The lady who is selling them...

I guess that using the phrases about "them providing pleasure for somebody else" and "Somebody who's had a difficult life" are the real killers here.

dr_wahnsinn · Post by **dr_wahnsinn** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:36 pm

And somebody has too much free time.

rollingricker21 · Post by **rollingricker21** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:40 pm

At least its for charity :S

blazer · Post by **blazer** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:46 pm

"And somebody has too much free time.

"

I saw it on the news and looked it up.

lowendbob · Post by **lowendbob** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:31 pm

Sure you did Wouter, sure you did.

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:59 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Is somebody gonna buy the implants and just put 'em on a shelf, or can they actually be implanted in somebody else???? --That couldn't possibly be safe or sanitary.... Either way, EEEEWWWWW!

jwr2 · Post by **jwr2** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:03 pm

I know 2 words that will make you wince ... Marilyn Manson ...

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:05 pm

Two more: INCOME TAX!

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:01 pm

Gary wins.......

jnbass · Post by **jnbass** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:34 pm

He scores?

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:39 pm

No, just the winch factor!

sharkboy · Post by **sharkboy** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:41 pm

There may be some practical use.

My first thought was that there was some luck in them, so maybe I could strap 'em on and win some reality show.

Then I considered making an improvement to my physiognomy- placing them on my temples and mounting my eyeballs on them. Then I could perhaps be able to see in all directions- like a gecko or something.

Just trying to be practical.

No, I'm not going to buy them. You kids knock yourselves out.

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:54 pm

Hmmmm. What's next? Fake teeth?

j_gary · Post by **j_gary** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:35 am

Wouter, you are scaring me, and I like it.

Might they be considered vintage?

What's worse, the seller, the buyer, or my sorry butt for asking?

I gotta be on the wrong planet.

atomic_punk · Post by **atomic_punk** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:09 am

Sheena, I heard something on the radio yesterday that made me shiver, they now have snap-in fake smiles that you can just put on over your "regular" teeth and wear them out to a party. Kinda like "grillz" but without the jewelry involed.