Heather and the "Lady McCartney" Title

8mileshigher · Post by **8mileshigher** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:18 am

Well if these divorce proceedings come down to Heather insisting she still retain the "Lady" Title --- here is a low-cost, Scotch solution for Sir Paul's attorneys to consider:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Laird-Lord-or-Lady-title-Buy-land-in-Scotland_W0QQitemZ250082421110QQihZ015QQcategoryZ3206QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It also solves the problem of Sir Paul having to sell or divide his Scottish farm...
Regards

beatlefreak · Post by **beatlefreak** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:25 am

Reminds me of a promotion that Manfred Mann's Earth Band did back in the mid-seventies. When you bought their then new album The Good Earth, it came with a coupon you could send in for a free title to a piece of land (12" x 12").

brammy · Post by **brammy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:37 am

Oh look! There's Pauly fishing in the stream while Heather moos from the bank.

Pretty punny, eh?

brammy · Post by **brammy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:38 am

Is that a fur coat she's wearing? Wow, Linda must be spinning in her grave.

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:30 am

Hmmm ... at $49.95 per square foot, that works out to be $2,175,822 per acre. Sounds like southern California real estate!

8mileshigher · Post by **8mileshigher** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:42 am

Yes, Gary, you got the math down ! But at those Southern California Real Estate prices - we all become slaves to our Mortgages.

Whereas that price in Scotland includes "moving up in the world" and becoming Lord (Laird) of the Manor !!

Cheers -- Rich F.

brammy · Post by **brammy** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:27 pm

I'm the Lord of my Manor.

(at least my cats think so.... most of the time.)

beatlefreak · Post by **beatlefreak** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:48 pm

That's what you think - Your cats are humoring you.