George, do YOU remember “Howdy, Neighbor - This is Cal Worthington, Cal Worthington Dodge - and this is my dog Spot.” At first, he really had a dog in the commercials. Every so often he would switch to a different breed and a different dog, but they were always named Spot. Then, he got tired of dogs and went to the zoo and started cycling through the animals.
His two best lines were: "I’d stand on my head to make you a better deal." and "If I can’t make you a better deal, I’ll eat a bug."
Of course, Cal started off spoofing Ralph Williams big time. But at least Cal never went to jail like Ralph

Prolly mighta shoulda tho. Cal was a bomber pilot in WWII, too, and mentioned that on one of those commercials.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and sit in with the band whenever you can, to keep your chops up!