Darn you Paul W. and your Zymöl!

dr_wahnsinn · Post by **dr_wahnsinn** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:19 pm

So anyway, while I had my Hamer B12S out for a fun day of jamming, I thought that it might be nice to give it the world-famous Paul W. treatment, minus the Scratch-X which I don't have. Things went well… at first.

The sight of the greenish-blue liquid was a delight for the eyes, the faint coconut scent brought to mind Paul's much referenced Hawaian Tropic® bikini contest (the high-heels were a bit of a problem here, but that's a story for another day). The bass polished up wonderfully and looks better than it has in about 15 years. Neat, huh? Not so fast Kiddo!

For decades I've had the habit of leaning my instrument up against the front of a couch or upholstered chair. It might make some people cringe, but it's never been a problem for me. So, I lean the finished bass up against the couch and stand back to admire it (nobody was watching!). I smiled and the bass showed its comtempt by starting its heavy headstock and neck sliding towards the floor. Only a Boris Becker-on-Wimbledon-Centre-Court dive saved the day.

So now I have a super shiny bass and I have to actually buy a stand! Darn you, Paul! When will your tyranny end!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:46 pm

The down side of the treatment, Doc...... bass/guitar dropsy! Them's the breaks.... well, nearly! Glad you got to it in time.

Wonder if Paul's cut a deal with any stand manufacturers.........

sowhat · Post by **sowhat** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:45 pm

"The appetite comes with eating", as they say here. The more you treat them, the more they ask from you.

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:04 pm

Reminds me of using Meguiar's wax on my 1970 Dodge Dart Swinger 340 way back when ... after waxing the trunk lid, the polishing cloth would slide off it, and there wasn't much of a slope to it!

beatlefreak · Post by **beatlefreak** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:55 am

Well, at least it didn't slide off your couch!

wayang · Post by **wayang** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:40 am

Jocelyn, if it's any compensation, just think of the millions of dollars from the manufacturer of Zymol Dr. Jinglejangle will have to do without, now that the public won't have access to all of his blatant 'product placement'...

(It was a joke, Doc, I swear....no, put down that spray gun!)

simer4001 · Post by **simer4001** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:04 pm

Not to get off topic, but I'd rather hear about the bikini contest and high heels. Hey I didn't mention it first.

dr_wahnsinn · Post by **dr_wahnsinn** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:56 pm

Howard and Dane, I knew there had to be something more to Paul's readiness to promote this product

Sheena said; "The more you treat them, the more they ask from you". Hmm… I had a couple of girlfriends like that. Tis why I'm but a pauper. (Not really, but it's always easier to blame others.)

Brian, the bikini contest will be "discussed" on a different forum. The high heels were banned after a few injuries to the spectators.

BTW, attempts at humour aside, my story about the bass was true. I'll buy another stand after I move.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:58 pm

Next time, lean it face-in, Jocelyn.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:59 pm

Hey! I've got one of those Hamers, and a Waterstone Tom Petersson, too, courtesy of Bob Sinclair, Waterstone prez, who is also a RIC collector and lurks here.

dr_wahnsinn · Post by **dr_wahnsinn** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:24 pm

Thanks Paul. For now I'll just try leaning my instruments against a swivel chair.

I like the Hamer 12. I used to have a 1978 Hamer 8 that had a well tapered mahogany neck and one OBL pickup. The 8 was much easier to play faster on, but I decided to sell it and keep just the 12.

I'm aware of the Waterstone 12-strings and would like to try one sometime. Perhaps you would allow me to… ah, nevermind - you're too busy.

Also, I thought his last name was Singer.

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:01 am

My apologies to Mr. Singer for the slip-up. I also have a friend named Bob Sinclair; just got done sending him an e-mail, so his name is on my mind.

Jocelyn, anytime you want to come into the city and pick up the Waterstone for a tryout, you're welcome!

rickenbrother · Post by **rickenbrother** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:50 pm

I smiled and the bass showed its comtempt by starting its heavy headstock and neck sliding towards the floor. Only a Boris Becker-on-Wimbledon-Centre-Court dive saved the day.

Now that would have made a cool video!! Good save, glad your Hamer is okay!