There is a South Florida band called Nothing Rhymes with Orange. So, they may sue you for proving them wrong. Also, only drummers are allowed to wear shorts on stage. That's a rule !
"Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Walter Sobchak.
Doorhinge and Orange: Rhymes to me, but you Southern Guys have that accent in your speech. I have relatives in Indiana that pronounce some words like this: cold=code...wash=warsh .. gold=goed..funny sometimes the accents people grow up with.. Then there's Sienfelds favorite, maybe I shouldn't go there....