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kenposurf · Post by **kenposurf** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:11 pm

hrad butt
tax return
Hell's Angels

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:54 pm

Hmmm...how 'bout

kenpo surf

?

kenposurf · Post by **kenposurf** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:28 pm

doh..I MEAN butt head...
re: kenpo/surf (thread drift)
"Be like water making it's way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapless like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend"......Bruce Lee ...not a Kenpo guy....hmmm not a surfer either...

elysrand · Post by **elysrand** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:53 pm

kenposurf wrote:doh..I MEAN butt head...

I thought you meant to say "head butt".

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kenposurf · Post by **kenposurf** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:14 pm

doh..again head butt

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:33 am

I'm in teapot mode tonight.

elysrand · Post by **elysrand** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:52 am

jingle_jangle wrote:I'm in teapot mode tonight.

eh? YOUR're not short and stout!

rickenbrother · Post by **rickenbrother** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:51 pm

WTF?!?

This is for real, no Photoshop necessary.

ilan · Post by **ilan** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:30 am

Precision fretless.

mrs_brown · Post by **mrs_brown** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:30 pm

With the divorce rate what it is you would think that someone would have added "wedded bliss" not an oxymoron for all but aparently at least half of the population qualifies....

tennis_nick · Post by **tennis_nick** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:42 pm

My favorite.

Nice relic

SixtyFour · Post by **SixtyFour** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:33 pm

OOPS!!!

SixtyFour · Post by **SixtyFour** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:36 pm

Baker's dozen

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:40 am

ilan wrote:Precision fretless.

Ilan, great one!

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:03 pm

Okay, just saw these two today:

Acoustic electric
Line 6 Variax Acoustic

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