Old poeple

[jps]

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
between her knees, but still nothing. 'The doctor was shocked! 'You
asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.

[lyle_from_minneapolis]

HAR x 100!!!!!!!!!!

[kcole4001]

hee hee!!!!!
That's funny!

[mgauction]

As always, Jeff, your jokes are good!

[jps]

As always, Jeff, your jokes are good!

Who said it was a joke!

[sowhat]

Bwahaha!

[beatlefreak]

Great one, Jeff!

[longhouse]

Excellent. I'm afraid my old people joke will be censored -but trust me, it's funny.

[wmthor]

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"

"Then I'll be sure that my daughters visit me twice a week."

[jps]

I'll have to rremember that!

[alanz]

I thought that was going to be the "I tried to fill it up" punchline.