Rudolph the Red-Nosed Wino
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Wino
Had a very shiny nose
Everyone knows he got it
From drinking Wild Irish Rose
All of the businesspeople
Used to pass him out of range
They never let poor Rudolph
Get a bit of their spare change
Then one fogged-up Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph, drop that cheap champagne.
Help me with my ad campaign."
Then businesspeople loved him
House insurance sales went wild
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Wino
He became their poster child
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Wino
He became their poster child
(Copyright 2007 by Mark Kaufman....well, sort of...)