Quarter Sawn?

[xakattack]

when it comes to "figured" wood (ie. birdseye, quilted) flat sawn is the way to go.
on the other hand i think any "plain" wood looks ten times better when quarter sawn.

[doctorwho]

... Couldn't we just have worked on the four days that start with the letter "T" or maybe how should "ghoti" be pronounced ? ...

How about: How many months have 28 days?

[jimk]

How about: How many months have 28 days?

All of 'em!

JimK

[jingle_jangle]

If potatoes should be boiled for 20 minutes, can you say how long sausages should be grilled?

[Dave-B]

If potatoes should be boiled for 20 minutes, can you say how long sausages should be grilled?

In the same way as short ones...

[jingle_jangle]

Nice first post, Dave!

Welcome and now it's your turn...

[captsandwich]

Or he could just quit while he's ahead, cementing a position in RRF history.

[Dave-B]

OK, I'll bite...

In which sport do the winners move backwards and the losers move forwards?

[wittyair]

Tug-o-war

[jingle_jangle]

Erm, Craig? Your turn...

[jimk]

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?



JimK

[johnallg]

Mistletoe?

[jingle_jangle]

Astro-nuts?

[wittyair]

What falls but doesn't break
Breaks but doesn't fall?

[captsandwich]

Night falls.
Day breaks.


Here is my father's all-time favourite joke/riddle. (apparently my conservative, accountant father has an absurdist sense of humour. Surprising to all who know him).

What is the difference between a duck?