Quarter Sawn?

[jingle_jangle]

One of its legs is both the same.

I had an absurdist uncle.

[captsandwich]

One of its legs is both the same.

I had an absurdist uncle.

Holy ****! I always thought he made that up!

[pacealot]

That was my father's joke, too! He shortened it to "one leg is both the same" but, you know, one leg is, well, both the same, as it were.

Are you sure we don't have the same father, Greg?

[jingle_jangle]

Nope. But we all have the same uncle.

And he was bald.