ENGRISH'S FINEST HOUR

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Some of you may have seen this before; please pardon me (for this and all sorts of other things) and move on...

For those of you who haven't seen this, I'm reposting it, as I found it in my HUMOR file just now and just re-split my sides.

It's a Harmony Central review of the Voodoo Labs Tremelo Pedal, supposedly written by a Japanese guy using an online translator. (I do wonder about this, because the whole thing is just too...good.)


Price Paid: 15,110 (Yen)
Ease of Use: 10
As for this pedal, you use easy in the same way as of the
youth! Boom boom! Exactly! If it grasps that, it departs! This kicks hard my donkey with the side page!


Sound Quality: 10
This is the baddest pedal which the Japanese ear occurrences
has experienced directly! When inserting plug, my Dumble of
this bad boy first, for the thumb of my foot you shot straightly
with my boot! I get off most all night that while performing the guitar where I am
splendid! And how player I? It is difficult to believe! But
concerning my limitless talent, sufficient! I should express this
pedal, because of the cat, this knows! Concerning the gear which is not concerning me! That kicks the principal quantity of the donkey! Seriously! There is no I, it is it
was every! These kicking of the baby is bought, if it goes, the beautiful impulse salivates which is with the moisture where that is large! Being my condition of the bad donkey description, it should relate perhaps! It inhales my England greatly, in regard to finishing, but you turn off this small black box! That is the female dog whose profit is hot! It is that here! Boom! Storing the retention of sibling!My world is shaken!

Reliability: 10
The brake it is applied to bad boy exceeding the fact that, taste the pedal! This monster, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is! The bad donkey, how you know the
evidence! The United States! The United States!


Customer Support: 10
I bet the fact that it bends in opposite direction in order because
there is cheerful love to service in the guy of the factory!


Overall Rating: 10
This splendid device, it is hard like my personality! Go! Shopping long search comes to beautiful end! As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved! Wow! Even number even number! The string went away from the terminal! Cheerfulness for superexpress! For the second, I am not very good with writing English, but you really can obtain I like this pedal in thought!

Submitted by Beat Kikujiro

[jps]

Well, I have to concur; my Voodoo Lab Tremolo pedal has certainly kicked my donkey in straight the boot in compretely.

[paologregorio]

Still in pain from laughing so hard, an hour after reading this. Thanks for posting.

[scotty]

I dont know what the issue is here.I think it all makes perfect sense.Being my condition of the bad donkey description!

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I challenge anyone whose sense of humor is intact, to read this aloud without cracking up...

[jch]

That's great fun.
It reminded me of the great Stanley Unwin,Oh deep joy

[admin]

Paul: An amusing post. An interesting Rubber Soul avatar as well.

[jingle_jangle]

That's great fun.
It reminded me of the great Stanley Unwin,Oh deep joy

Ah, yes.

Well...carry on.

[ozover50]

Even number, even number!!

[doctorwho]

Just in case someone doesn't know about it, there is a website called engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com/). I go there when I need a good laugh!

(picture from the engrish.com store)

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John Hall, Rick CEO, submitted this photo to engrish.com of a container ship he saw and photographed in Hong Kong harbor:

[johnhall]

Mmmm, no, not mine. This one was mine:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?image ... 2005-10-19

This is the largest (maybe the only) diving school on Ishigaki Island in Japan. This name was emblazoned on large billboards and on all equipment, it was prefixed by "Scuba Team".

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Har!!!

[doctorwho]

LOL!

[collin]

As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved! Wow! [/color]
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hahaha...I am rolling on the floor! This is GREAT! Somebody needs to send this to voodoo labs, so they will know that their pedals are out there, being loved like a young virgin. wow!



Cheers,
-Collin