I really don't know what to say...

[brycycle]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rickenbacker-4000-s ... dZViewItem

[jps]

Oh, puke!

[teb]

It says in the listing that it needs "sading". Actually, I think it's sad enough already.

[ozover50]

Yup!! A load of **** and a waste of timber - MVP at work, I wonder................

[johnallg]

I don't get it - no neck pocket, no real smooth body edges - all wavey, and it is soft pine.... What would one do with it?? Seriously, I'm not looking for unrighteous indignation here.

[doctorwho]

E-U

[weemac]

I know we are not to curse on this forum but that looks "Bloody Terrible!"
It looks like a cartoon prop guitar!
emac.

[godber]

Agricultural.

[rickaddict]

A friend of mine made a better bass body in our 8th grade woods class.

I wonder what tools were used to make this?

[Darkhollow]

A friend of mine made a better bass body in our 8th grade woods class.

I wonder what tools were used to make this?

It looks like he cut it out with a steak knife.

[jingle_jangle]

My thoughts immediately went to MVP, too.

Here's the same guy's attempts at a "Superstrat":





And a "Less Paul":





Finally, a "Reverse Firebird":





Yes, that IS plainly Bondo on the two where it's visible...and probably also on the one with light gray car primer.

Subtlety is NOT this guy's forté, apparently.

[wayang]

Yes, there's nothing sadder than someone who so desperately wants to accomplish something they just aren't capable of.

Wait, there is something sadder...it's someone who's convinced they are capable...

[Darkhollow]

Wow, those wiring cavities gave him a run for his money. I can't imagine the results had he attempted to use a hard wood.

I hope that is his Mother bidding on that Ric body hoping to make him feel better. Who in their right mind would buy that?

[paologregorio]

The cutout horns on the first abomination are shaped like they were trying to reach out and take a swing at him while he was making those butchered cuts!

[jingle_jangle]

Something is terribly wrong...