Of course for Jeff it would have to be available in a 5-string, and while Im dreaming, a 4-5 string fretless, also an 8-10 string version. Hey,.....maybe this topic needs its own post.
Funny, I remember my brother and I going through my mom's things after she died - we found the "genuine" pearl necklace my dad bought her with the pearlish paint coating peeling off most of the beads!