JK's UK Tour......

[jdogric12]

I was wondering that too!!!

[johneek]

JDog....until we know the coast is clear, you'd better keep you doors locked and vary the way you go to work each day.

[johneek]

OK gang...the code appears to have been broken. The complete ransom note reads as follows:

DO NOT OPEN OR THE DOG GET'S IT!!

CASE IS BOOBY TRAPPED…SPEAKING OF WHICH, RANSOM IS AS FOLLOWS:

PHOTOS OF GRAHAM GRIFFITHS IN MS HOFF’S UNMENTIONABLES MUST BE POSTED ON RRF NLT MIDNIGHT 11/07/08 OR CASE WILL BE REMOTELY DETONATED. COMPLIANCE ENSURES DEACTIVATION. BWWAAAA-HAAA-HAA!!!

So many questions: Who are these guys? What do we do now? What dog are they talking about? How do I explain this to airport security?...and most importantly, how will Graham ever live with the shame...or...what's this guitar really worth?

[johnallg]

First off, what makes you think Graham would be ashamed? John, no friends at NSA? You could fill the bathtub and soak the case underwater for a while, that would disarm the bomb.

[dswp]

Wasn't Graham going to post those pictures anyway?

[8mileshigh]

Wasn't Graham going to post those pictures anyway?

Dave......not suitable for a public forum......so I've sent them to you direct

[wj350]

Don't know about the rest of you, but reading through this, I'm feeling better and better about the whole "Mission to Mars" thing..

Seriously, have a great trip John, enjoy a jam buttie for me!

Bill

[jdogric12]

This may be in the running for best thread ever!

My doors are locked, and I'm calling in sick until this whole thing blows over!

[8mileshigh]

OK......I'll be off to collect John from the airport soon............now where did I put those car keys???????

[johneek]

Amazing!!! The case just stopped ticking!

[johneek]

Wait....it just started again. I'm wondering if the kidnappers know that Graham never wears black socks...or are those Ms. Hoffs'?

[wj350]

Okay Graham, this would definitely be a case of "TTWPFWP" (This Thread Was Perfectly Fine WITHOUT Pictures)!!

[leftyguitars]

Graham, is that the photo your Mum took the night you got sent to bed early for being cheeky?

[rickenbrother]

OH NO!!! MY EYES!!

[wmthor]

Something in the back of my mind told me not to open this thread. Now I know why!