AAARRRRRR!

[kiramdear]

What's a pirate's favorite letter: ARRRRRRRRRR!

What's a vain pirate's favorite letter: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

That's all my pirate jokes. I made them up myself!

[freshmattyp]

Once again, let me express my extreme pleasure that this day falls on my wedding anniversary.

[melibreits]

Mel,have you been on the sherry? actually i mean the rum!

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH, Scotty, you scallywag, are ye accusin' me of havin' too much grog? We still be in the AM hours this side o' the Atlantic! Just had a few cups o' me hearty joe to start me day off right....

Grog will come later, after all 'tis a fine weekend to be celebratin'. The real party starts Sunday.

BTW, Kira, how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer!

And congratulations, Matty, to you and your bride! This calls for an extra round of grog or joe.... Cheers!

[beatlefreak]

Ye know why they be called pirates? Because they AAARRRR!

Now that be more like it! Extra grog rations fer the whole crew tonight! And there'll be no talk of mutiny aboard this ship - I got me one good eye on ye scallywags!!

[scotty]

Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!

Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!

How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!

What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRR!

[doctorwho]

"I bought some corn the other day from a pirate."

"How much was it?

"A buccaneer."

ARRRRRRR!!!!!!

[captsandwich]

Once again, let me express my extreme pleasure that this day falls on my wedding anniversary.

Til death do us pARRRRRRRRT!

[scotty]

Hahahaha good one! you nasty swiggers of ale! now back to the crows nest for ale!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!




i think were actually getting into this Kris!

[kiramdear]

I just tell two little corny jokes and see what happens...

[captsandwich]

What kind of music do pirates listen to?

ARRRRRRR & B.

[scotty]

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

oh dear!

[captsandwich]

You might want to slow down on the cough medicine, scotty.

You don't want to wake up tomorrow with a hangovARRRRRR!

[scotty]

Arg arg arg


kris did you think it was going to go this way?

[winston]

It always does...........................

[scotty]

The merlot is just for medicinal purposes!