A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
Why did the pirate send his kids to school?
So they could learn the three Arrs.
This be the last one - a groaner f'sure:
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Thanks Melibee. I've just got home from taking my wife out for a lovely dinner. We held our reception at this same venue, and are hoping that this centre may possibly play a part in hosting Melbourne 2010.