A Real Practical Joker

[86kubicki]

Brain surgery is always hilarious...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm

[shamustwin]

Give him the time and date for a non-existant gig.

[cjj]

Brain surgery is always hilarious...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm

Obviously, the brain surgery wasn't sucessful, the guy wasn't cured of playing it...

[johnhall]

On second thought, I'm not sure if a banjo requires tuning.

No tuning necessary, as they all possess perfect pitch.

You just throw them into the dumpster and when they hit bottom, you'll hear perfect pitch.

[jingle_jangle]

Q.If you throw a banjo and an accorsion off the Empire State Building, which one would hit the sidewalk first?

A.Who cares?


And one more:

Saint Peter, wanting the new arrivals to feel at home, promised to spend some quality time with each one. He asked his first arrival of the day, "Hi! What's your IQ?"
"150," he said.
"Great," said Peter, as he showed the man in, "we should get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while." He asked the next person, "What's your IQ?"
"120," she said.
"Fine, fine," said Peter, "I'd love to take some time with you Wednesday to discuss current world politics." To the third person, he asked, "What's your IQ?"
"42," drawled the fellow.
"Fantastic!" cried Peter, "I've been looking for years for somebody who could help me perform a banjo duet!"

[kiramdear]

Q. What are banjos good for?

A. Kindling for an accordion fire.

[jimk]

Q. What are banjos good for?

A: Snow shovels.

JimK

[weemac]

Q. What are banjos good for?

A: Snow shovels.

JimK

A: Snow shoes!

Eden.