HALLOWEEN JOKE...

[jingle_jangle]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

[sowhat]

Bwahaha.

[rickenbrother]

I hope that wasn't one of our Kevins!!

[ajish4]

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

That's just WRONG!

[scotty]

Ok heres a small teaser:
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?

[jingle_jangle]

Pumpkin Pi.

[whojamfan]

That's the tamest version of that joke I've ever heard

[jingle_jangle]

Yeah, pumpkin pie is rather tame.

[kiramdear]

OK, here's a few G-rated ones:

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. What's a Vampire's least favorite song? A. "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life"

Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song? A. "Bad to the Bone"

Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

[scotty]

That's the tamest version of that joke I've ever heard

Keeping it clean! Mike now as for MSN.... well you know

[beatlefreak]

That was sa good one, Paul (the first joke).

[paologregorio]