And Something Funny...........

[jingle_jangle]

I knew a woman whose maiden name was Dollar. All her cousins were named stuff like "Silver", "Shiny", and "Quarter". She had a more normal first name, however. If I post it, however, Google will beat a path to her door, so I'll refrain.

Top THAT!

[fatcat]

I have a friend named Justin Case, as he was named after his maternal grandfather.

I also have a cousin whose initials are SOB.

My brothers initials are SOB.

I knew a printer named Paul Hammer who named his first son Armond.

[jimk]

Many years ago I bought a horse from a fellow who's name was Gene Looney. The sign on his mailbox said "The Looney Farm." And he was from.......................................................












[wait for it]..............................................................


Peculiar, Missouri.





JimK

[longboard_ric]

I once knew a girl by the name of Terri Flux.

Our French teacher was Derek Merrick. We called him Sir.

[Ric O'Sound]

Went to college with a guy named Eric Shunn.

I also used to work with a guy named Hugh Johnson. He was 6'6" tall and everybody called him "Huge"...because of his stature and also as sort of a play on his first name together with the initial of his last name. One day, a new girl on her first day in the office heard us keep calling this guy "Huge". She asked, "What's Huge's last name?" I said "Johnson". She looked at him for a second and then turned to me and said, "Yeah, I can imagine."

[cjj]

My brother went to school with a girl names Crystal Shanda Lear...

[bitzerguy]

I met a gentleman name of Richard Head. He goes by Rich. Wonder why?

My wife worked for a couple of years doing customer satisfaction phone surveys. One night she came home giggling about having the unfortunate task of trying to interview a Mr. Waquar Butt without any inflection in her voice.

Honestly! Some parents!

[jimk]

In the string band I play in, we've developed over the years the gimick of assuming stage aliases that are puns. I use the name Chester Drawers. In fact I've had that stage alias so long, my band mates commonly call me Chester, rather than Jim. What's worse is that I always answer to it!

JimK

[paologregorio]

Oh, this is one funny thread!

Not as hilarious as some others, but I know a guy named Rich Coffee. It's his real name.

[jingle_jangle]

A girlfriend and I once went to a party. There were name tags at the door, so I filled out two. I was "Sam Evening"; she was "Janet Evening".

Nobody got it until we were sitting together at the dinner table...

[captsandwich]

A girlfriend and I once went to a party. There were name tags at the door, so I filled out two. I was "Sam Evening"; she was "Janet Evening".

Nobody got it until we were sitting together at the dinner table...

I don't get it.

[cjj]

I don't either. I guess you had to be sitting at the table...

[wmthor]

My brother went to school with a girl names Crystal Shanda Lear...

In high school, many moons ago, I went out a couple of times with a gal named Sherry Pye.

[jimk]

Many years ago, when I lived in Wichita, KS there was a legend that the Lear family, manufacturers of Lear Jet had a daughter by the name of Chrystal Shanda. This proved ultimately to be an urban legend. No such person existed in that particular branch of the Lear family.

JimK

[johnallg]

My Dad (before he was my Dad - I was just a gleam in his eye then) dated a girl called Rosie Butts. She lived next door to the woman he eventually married (my mother, you nasty thinkers!). She cut him all sorts of **** about it for years.