"I love the tv show "Cops". I just can't help it, I have to watch it. I really hope to be on it someday, so I have decided to stay drunk the entire year, all of 2004. I have purchased 17 non running automobiles and I will have them parked in front of my house. I will be drunk, not wearing a shirt and covered in grease from working on all my heaps in the front yard. Somebody is bound to call the cops!. While I'm waiting for my cars to be delivered, check out this guitar. I have a Rickenbacker 450 made in 1961."
Amusing, but the guitar? $899 starting price is a little steep.
That "cops" distraction is a bit much, a bit too cute. That kind of ******* can backfire and cost you bidders. Also, a sorry looking guitar can cost you bidders. If this were Fark, I'd say photoshop the guitar and seller on "cops".