I'm selling all my Rickenbackers

[gregga41]

Geez! You'd need a LONG strumming arm!

[johnallg]

Geez! You'd need a LONG strumming arm!

Or a guitar playing stand and a step ladder.

[dogload]

They say a case is available 'WITH LOCK AND KEY ALONG WITH CARRYING HANDLE'.
How TALL do you have to be to carry the case?!
I'm sure carrying that around for long enough would give you the required looooong strumming arm!

[dog]

I think I could fix that thing with my sawsall.

[kenposurf]

Hmmmmph..only ONE whammy bar

[whojamfan]

So, no lefty model?

[wmthor]

Word on the street is that Kenny's just following doctor's orders; his chiropractor recommended that he buy it.

[jimk]

Word on the street is that Kenny's just following doctor's orders; his chiropractor recommended that he buy it.

Oh yeah, I heard about that. Seems the good doc has a boat payment coming due.

JimK

[gellkeller]

Kenny, show us yer cannons!

[chuck_king]

Hmmm.... Only one set of knobs and no kill switches---so that means all six necks are on all the time.

[cjj]

Hmmm.... Only one set of knobs and no kill switches---so that means all six necks are on all the time.

I have a feeling that won't significantly affect the sound "quality" one bit...

[goofyfoot]

Okay, Kenny, I'll play. Where do I back in the U-Haul? Late.....Goofyfoot.

[kiramdear]

It's just the thing to go with this one:

[jps]

Kenny could do this instead!

[brammy]

Lets see.... from left to right:
12-string guitar
6-string guitar with fine tune bridge
5-string bass
4-string bass
7-string guitar with tremelo
6-string guitar

Isn't that last one sort of redundant?