Today, it's snowing... About an inch so far...
Well, here's a little poem which explains it perfectly.
It's springtime in Montana,
and the gentle breezes blow,
At seventy miles an hour
And it's fifty-two below.
You can tell you're in Montana
'cause the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave Montana
My feet are frozen to the ground.
