RIP, Oscar Mayer

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teb wrote:We have a big Oscar Meyer plant here in town and see the Weinermobiles frequently. Personally, I'm eating Ball Parks for a few weeks - at least long enough to be sure they've disposed of poor Oscar properly...... They always park a Weiner Wagon out here every year when we have the World's Largest Bratfest and hand out free Weiner-Whistles. I got a new one a couple years ago and sadly, like many vintage instruments, I think they've shifted their production over to the far east. Sure, they have a nice, shiny factory finish, but they've lost much of their soul. No truss rods, a cheesy zip-lock-gig-bag instead of a hard case, the tone just isn't what it used to be and the set-up and intonation are marginal at best. My local tech seemed totally confused by it as he's only worked on whistles with peas inside them (mostly Pea 90s). Like many imported instruments, a lot of the folks who actually build the new generation of Weiner re-issues are probably still wondering what the hell it is and what you do with it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
and that part about disposing of him properly...
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That was an extremely funny post Todd............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks you made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

Judging from this group, I'd say that Oscar Mayer had some of the most effective marketing ideas in history.
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teb wrote:We have a big Oscar Meyer plant here in town and see the Wienermobiles frequently. Personally, I'm eating Ball Parks for a few weeks - at least long enough to be sure they've disposed of poor Oscar properly...... They always park a Wiener Wagon out here every year when we have the World's Largest Bratfest and hand out free Wiener-Whistles. I got a new one a couple years ago and sadly, like many vintage instruments, I think they've shifted their production over to the far east. Sure, they have a nice, shiny factory finish, but they've lost much of their soul. No truss rods, a cheesy zip-lock-gig-bag instead of a hard case, the tone just isn't what it used to be and the set-up and intonation are marginal at best. My local tech seemed totally confused by it as he's only worked on whistles with peas inside them (mostly Pea 90s). Like many imported instruments, a lot of the folks who actually build the new generation of Wiener re-issues are probably still wondering what the hell it is and what you do with it.
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:mrgreen:

Good humor.

Wait. That's a brand, too...<<sigh>>
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teb wrote:We have a big Oscar Meyer plant here in town and see the Wienermobiles frequently. Personally, I'm eating Ball Parks for a few weeks - at least long enough to be sure they've disposed of poor Oscar properly...... They always park a Wiener Wagon out here every year when we have the World's Largest Bratfest and hand out free Wiener-Whistles. I got a new one a couple years ago and sadly, like many vintage instruments, I think they've shifted their production over to the far east. Sure, they have a nice, shiny factory finish, but they've lost much of their soul. No truss rods, a cheesy zip-lock-gig-bag instead of a hard case, the tone just isn't what it used to be and the set-up and intonation are marginal at best. My local tech seemed totally confused by it as he's only worked on whistles with peas inside them (mostly Pea 90s). Like many imported instruments, a lot of the folks who actually build the new generation of Wiener re-issues are probably still wondering what the hell it is and what you do with it.
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winston wrote:That was an extremely funny post Todd............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks you made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nice one, Todd!

Bummer about Mr. Mayer, though I doubt if he lived to 95 that he ate his own products very often.

An Oscar Mayer hot dog has to be worse than a pack of smokes, right? They're both made of carcinogenic tar, I'm sure. :lol:
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Wienermobile Ticketed.jpg
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NEWS FLASH!!!! Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin house. Oh the humanity!

Yes folks, not only is poor Oscar dead (which is bad enough....) but his wiener recently suffered serious front end damage when it crashed through the front of a house. The oversized "Wiener of Doom' was being turned around using a residential driveway when the driver mixed up the meanings of the "D" and "R" on the shift lever and stomped on the gas. Oscar Meyer now delivers! - up close and personal!
"....funny....I don't remember ordering any hot dogs...."
Some think it was caused by a static discharge, some think it was sabotage (most likely by the Bratwurst Federation) others believe that large portions of the Wienermobile were accidentally made with chemical compounds resembling rocket fuel. In any case, O.M. officials were tight-lipped about the incident (mostly pig lips) while NTSB investigators continue to search through the living room for the wiener's black boxes.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Wisconsin, some idiot shooting off flares while celebrating the Fourth of July, accidentally set The Patrick Cudahy ham and lunch-meat plant on fire and it burned for three days, causing $50 MIllion in damages (maybe they were shooting at the Wienermobile as it drove by).

It's just not safe to eat here any more. What's next? ....a big cheese melt-down?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Todd, you slay me!
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brammy wrote:
Wienermobile Ticketed.jpg
Are those Trans Am taillights on that Dawg?
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