POST YOUR OXYMORONS HERE

jps · Post by **jps** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:04 am

This isn't exactly an oxymoron, but, there is a town east of Cleveland called Hunting Valley with a greeting sign that says "Hunting Valley, No Hunting"!

shamustwin · Post by **shamustwin** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:42 am

Free love.

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:36 pm

jps wrote:This isn't exactly an oxymoron, but, there is a town east of Cleveland called Hunting Valley with a greeting sign that says "Hunting Valley, No Hunting"!

Hahaha!!!!!!!!! Figures.

shamustwin wrote:Free love.

That's a true one!

RutleDirk · Post by **RutleDirk** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:25 am

From a "refinish your gee-tar" posting on another site:

"Genius with a spraycan"

RutleDirk · Post by **RutleDirk** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:26 am

"Old School Rap"
That's gotta be at least three oxymorons!

antipodean · Post by **antipodean** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:16 pm

Seen last week in suburban Sydney - an industrial garbage skip hanging off the back of a truck with the label "Heritage Skips".

wmthor · Post by **wmthor** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:01 pm

Okay John, I'll post it here too!

johnallg wrote:
wmthor wrote:signed, Your Friendly Tax Auditor
William, doesn't that belong in the oxymoron thread? I know it is true in your case, but in general.....

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:13 am

I had to resurrect this thread because I just read in a Standard Operating Procedure (SOP, an FDA-reviewable document which is supposed to be written in impeccable English!) this gem:

... a pattern of randomness ...

(What's even funnier [or frightening?!] is that a bunch of people actually signed that they had "read and understood" this SOP ...

)

johnallg · Post by **johnallg** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:18 pm

Good one, Gary. Kinda like organized chaos.

marc61 · Post by **marc61** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:42 am

How about the fact that we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:54 am

Isn't that one of George Carlin's?

melibreits · Post by **melibreits** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:14 am

lets see, oxymorons, these come to mind...

Military intelligence

Postal Service

Internal Revenue Service

Presidential pardon

State Representitive

marc61 · Post by **marc61** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:07 pm

jingle_jangle wrote:Isn't that one of George Carlin's?

Probably so, and stolen by many a comedian, but I just love that one

simer4001 · Post by **simer4001** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:48 pm

Back orders filled

doctorwho · Post by **doctorwho** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:25 am

"filled with emptiness"

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