An Ode to the Spelling Chequer.

[kiramdear]

An Ode to the Spelling Chequer

Prays the Lord for the spelling chequer
That came with our pea sea!
Mecca mistake and it puts you rite
Its so easy to ewes, you sea.

I never used to no, was it e before eye?
(Four sometimes its eye before e.)
But now I've discovered the quay to success
It's as simple as won, too, free!

Sew watt if you lose a letter or two,
The whirled won't come two an end!
Can't you sea? It's as plane as the knows on yore face
S. Chequer's my very best friend

I've always had trubble with letters that double
"Is it one or to S's?" I'd wine
But now, as I've tolled you this chequer is grate
And its hi thyme you got won, like mine.

Janet E. Byford

[jingle_jangle]

Ayman!

[collin]

LMAO.

That is classic.

I can't count how many times I've peer-edited English student's papers where they obviously relied entirely on MSword's spell-check.

[kiramdear]

I new this topic wood bring the "word nazis" like me out of the would work.

[beatlefreak]

[collin]

I new this topic wood bring the "word nazis" like me out of the would work.

haha. This thread is the ultimate "Homie Nimb" alert.