The Fed-Ex Truck Stopped By...

[cjj]

...but all they had was a box from amazon.com...

[scotty]

Could have been worse it might have contained SU BO!
ive heard of a pearl necklace but thats ridiculous.

[cjj]

Heaven Forbid!!!!

[godber]

Could have been worse it might have contained SU BO!

Isn't that your Dundee masseuse?

[scotty]

Oh let me tell you she was a beast! I whimpered like a puppy.

[cjj]

Oh, wait! That was Fed-Ex Express, not Fed-Ex Ground...

[godber]

Oh let me tell you she was a beast! I whimpered like a puppy.

I'm so not going there

[godber]

Oh, wait! That was Fed-Ex Express, not Fed-Ex Ground...

Now you're teasing!

[cjj]

[scotty]

CJ your a naughty boy and you know what happens to bad boys they get punctures in their tractors.

[cjj]

Good thing I'm selling it then...

[cjj]

Well, that explains it then. Lloyd is out today so there's someone else driving the Fed-Ex Ground truck...

Oh, they just stopped by too. There was another box, larger and not from Amazon...

[scotty]

A coffin? Check these boxes out http://www.oddee.com/item_96472.aspx

[cjj]

No, it doesn't look like any of those...

It says something like "GLASS" and "HANDLE WITH CARE", and there's a warning about protecting from cold and freezing...

It's 39F here today... I wonder how long I should wait before I see what's inside???

[scotty]

Ahhhhhhhhh.......Something to practice yer scales on?