An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs

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An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs

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Ok, I've concluded I'm in need of some serious help, but I'm sure you folks have realized that by now!

Anyone familiar with THIS song?



I'm dealing with UPS claim service now, so this little ditty came to mind.
I just jotted it down in about 10 minutes...I'm sure we can come up with some good revisions!

What do you guys/gals think?

ODE TO UPS!

With a plane in the sky
You can kiss it goodbye
That's Logistics...

Wait all week long
Wonder where has it gone
That's Logistics

We will lie to your face
What a freaking disgrace
That's Logistics

A continues link
We will drive you to drink
That's Logistics

It's insured, no big sweat
But you're still into debt
That's Logistics

You put in just a claim
We put off all the blame
That's Logistics

Shipped your bass from your place
It is Lost out in Space
That's Logistics

The guitar of your dreams
Has been turned into schemes
That's Logistics

It was worth fifteen grand
Not a leg do you stand
That's Logistics

You wait for a sign
All you do is just whine
That's Logistics

One more form, than we're done
Still no call, this ain't fun
That's Logistics

Waste all your time
Still not one damn thin dime
That's Logistics!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Re: An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs

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Awesome.

Nothing about jetglo though. :(
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Re: An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs

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When you want it today
We just tell you no way
That's Logistics...
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Re: An ode to UPS-That's Logisitcs

Post by rickenbrother »

Ummm....never mind!
JETGLO should officially be renamed JETGLO ROCKS! :-)
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