Anyone Bake? I'm gonna try this..

[bartyclue]

Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
... 1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas

[scotty]

Hmmnn dont do tequila but Rum could be an option it might liven up the party....

[paologregorio]

I'd try that.

I bake pies, cookies, pizza, and lasagna. I've done a few cakes as well.

[cjj]

Of course, with all of the sampling, you probably won't care how the cake turns out! Of course, the next day you may wonder just what the heck happened to the kitchen...

[johnallg]

Mmmm, tequilla! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

[ajish4]

Mmmm, tequilla! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Save me a piece please!

[johnallg]

Mmmm, tequila! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Save me a piece please!

After a bottle of tequila, no promises on quality.....

[ajish4]

Mmmm, tequila! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Save me a piece please!

After a bottle of tequila, no promises on quality.....

LOL, just pass the bottle!

[johnallg]

Save me a piece please!

After a bottle of tequila, no promises on quality.....

LOL, just pass the bottle!

I can just see it, Tony, two drunk players on Rick basses turned up real loud!

[ajish4]

I can just see it, Tony, two drunk players on Rick basses turned up real loud!

Sounds pretty damn good to me John!
There are worse ways to spend an evening!

TRUST ME, the OUTLAWS are on their way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET THE DRINKING COMMENCE!

[cjj]

Mmmm, tequilla! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Cuervo? Alright, it's OK... Try and find yourself some Conquistador. Now that's what I call sippin' tequilla!

[johnallg]

Mmmm, tequilla! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Cuervo? Alright, it's OK... Try and find yourself some Conquistador. Now that's what I call sippin' tequilla!

I take it you mean the Reposado. Almost twice the price of JCGE. I'll have to see if I can find it around here.

[cjj]

Mmmm, tequilla! Just recently cracked open a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Especial. Pretty good stuff for sippin' at a decent price.

Time to bake a cake!

Cuervo? Alright, it's OK... Try and find yourself some Conquistador. Now that's what I call sippin' tequilla!

I take it you mean the Reposado. Almost twice the price of JCGE. I'll have to see if I can find it around here.

No, the brand name is Conquistador. Not a Cuervo product at all...

[jdogric12]

Reminds me of Epic Meal Time getting drunk off breakfast --- search for that on the youtubes!

[T.A.R.]

Hmmnn dont do tequila but Rum could be an option it might liven up the party....

+1 Tequila brings out some strange stuff in me