I just...I just....I....I'm speechless

red_rob · Post by **red_rob** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:07 am

My girlfriend just told me that my 2 rickenbackers are her least favourite of my guitars! I told her I couldn't talk to her anymore and basically, things were over between us unless she explained herself.

She countered with: "well I'm only going on looks. I don't know anything about how they play so don't get upset"

don't get upset??? only on looks???!!?

I'm now single. Potentially.

tito · Post by **tito** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:37 am

Thats crazy. Good luck Robert!

8mileshigh · Post by **8mileshigh** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:59 am

I think you should tell her that she's the least favourite of your two grilfriends!! (lol)

8mileshigh · Post by **8mileshigh** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:00 am

or should that be girlfriends..whoops! damn that lunchtime pint!!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:08 am

Hey Rob! You could say....

"I'm only going on looks, too...... and I know how you play!".

No, that would be unkind......... store it away in 'the file' for another day and let it go. She obviously doesn't know that your feelings for her are shared with others.......

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:46 am

I'm with Howard: Ask yourself--how is she? Going only on looks, that is...

And hopefully only you know how she plays.

She's obviously a Gibson Girl. Bit old fashioned, if you arse me.

steverok · Post by **steverok** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:17 am

Tell her that you sleep with your Ric's, she will no longer dismiss them so easily.

I sleep with mine ...

She may even try to compete with them, get herself some FireGlo style clothes, a purse with some metal studs resembling the bubbles on hi-gain pick-ups, a hat with the Rickenbacker name plate logo embroidered on it, pointing upward, a 6-saddle bridge for a belt-buckle, R tail-pieces stitched into her boots, JetGlo lipstick, hi-gloss panties with triangular pearl inlays.

longhouse · Post by **longhouse** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:37 am

This requires no deep thought.
Reminds me of the Belle And Sebastian song:

'The Wrong Girl'

Give her the keys to the street.

steverok · Post by **steverok** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:53 am

Or point her to the curb the night before bulk pick-up day.

red_rob · Post by **red_rob** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:41 am

You've cheered me up a bit there guys.

My world is still in pieces though. Time's a great healer they say...

What does it all mean for me though? she's obviously got terrible taste!

ozover50 · Post by **ozover50** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:57 am

At least your guitars aren't in pieces.......

What are her favourite guitars, by the way, Rob? You haven't got a nice little hot pink Daisy Rock in the arsenal, have you?

jingle_jangle · Post by **jingle_jangle** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:15 am

Let her find her Ricky Martin clone and you can be free to pursue a more substantial woman, like Camilla...

red_rob · Post by **red_rob** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:32 am

She likes my Gretsch the best (two-tone smoke green anniversary). And she's said in the past that she'd get a silverjet herself...

seoigh · Post by **seoigh** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:41 am

So are you going to need any help hiding the body?

(just kidding)

brammy · Post by **brammy** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:36 am

Hmmmmmm..... if your Rics happen to be Turquoise, then she might actually have a point. Other than that, she's obviously going through a personal crisis and should seek professional help.

Better yet, get her online here so we can all diagnose the problem. A couple of days on the Forum and she'll be begging your forgiveness.