Don't quit your day job, Mel ...

[kiramdear]

... and don't call us - we'll call you.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopth ... ongwriter/

[antipodean]

At least it's not a drunken rant in Mayan.....

[collin]

At least it's not a drunken rant in Mayan.....

Wait...wait....an anti-semetic drunken rant in Mayan

[paologregorio]

I didn't know he'd gotten a divorce...after 30 years of marriage. Hmm, rehab in his recent past, a new starlet gf, and now a cheesy music recording; it's evident he's gone completely Hollywood.

[jimk]

Well....ya sure can't dance to it.
JimK

[kiramdear]

The commentors pretty much all panned it too. Their comments are hilarious

[johnallg]

You guys are hateful....

[sowhat]

Geez, Mel. I loved you so much when i was around 12, so much i cannot tell. Please, please, do whatever you will, dear Hero of my innocent childhood — sing, write lyrics/music, or even a book, — but didn't your Mama ever tell you when you were a child that there's no need in showing people everything that came out of your body?