READ THIS ONE CAREFULLY...

[jingle_jangle]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/msg/1834047852.html

[jps]

Maybe he meant some wag's hair?

[bosco64]

I guess someone finally wigged out...

[kiramdear]

I love Craigslist! Best value for your entertainment dollar ...

Hey, I've got some Yorkie hair from Tripper's last haircut, if you want to try that, Paul ...

[winston]

Wig hair in the paint? Why would you do that and why would somebody steal that guitar in the first place? Oh OK it's CL.........I guess you can say most anything in an ad on that site.

[libratune]

I am sure whoever made off with it is having "stealer's remorse."

Unless, of course, they are big into the wighair finish.

Personally, when it comes to mojo, I roll with the mohair crowd.

[jimk]

...or you could try cat hair. I have plenty of that about the place.
JimK

[cjj]

Cat hair, dog hair, horse hair, heck, I've even got some sheep hair. Got to go to the neighbor's place if you want cow hair though...

Now, if you want dental floss, well, you're gonna have to pay for that...

[lyle_from_minneapolis]

One can't expect much of a response until one specifies which kind of wig hair was embedded in the red Jazzmaster's finish, can one?

[ken_j]

...

Now, if you want dental floss, well, you're gonna have to pay for that...

Is it waxed

[bitzerguy]

One can't expect much of a response until one specifies which kind of wig hair was embedded in the red Jazzmaster's finish, can one?

ROTFLMAO!!! Now I have to clean my monitor! Thanks Mark...

[cjj]

...

Now, if you want dental floss, well, you're gonna have to pay for that...

Is it waxed

Depends on how much you want to pay... Hey, us tycoons gotta make a buck somehow...