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How's your Engrish?

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I just found this site today. Maybe some folks won't find it funny but for a word-nazi like me this amounts to hilarity of the highest caliber.

http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/


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They must have used Babelfish to translate.
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I always enjoy knowing hard into a toilet.

What? :?:
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jdogric12aolcom wrote:I always enjoy knowing hard into a toilet.

What? :?:
Just don't clamor loudly.
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Here's a good one....
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"Go into toilet and can not will boil to make good food" Eh..........what's that you say? There's no making good food down there? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm going to steal some of these for lyrics! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I was frequently amused by the translated instructions that came with Panasonic cctv equipment.
One example, a safety warning: Do not allow chidren to place bag on it's head so they may become chaked
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I'm not using THAT toilet! :lol:
JETGLO should officially be renamed JETGLO ROCKS! :-)
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"The service object of this toilet is limited by a person only." Wide open possibilities. I'm givin' it all I got, Cap'n!! :lol:
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Uh. All your base are belong to us?
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I lived in Japan in '83 and every day brought a yuk or three.

On later trips to Taiwan, I would find t-shirts being sold with obviously intentional Engrish on them. They knew what the tourists were looking for so they filled the need.
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One of the funniest things I have ever seen on TV.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

Thanks for the laugh, Kira--that was great!

I LOVE Engrish.com--it's one of my favorite sites to browse when I need a really good laugh, but I haven't been there in a while.
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