Worst Commercial Songs

[rickosound]

Here's one playing currently in Kansas City (much to our dispair).
For those of you who want to strum along, the chords are C, Bdim, C, Am, F, G, C.
As the Youtube comments say, some things just shouldn't be sung about.


(Do you think there's a Ric on here? )
Tom and Matthew

[beatlefreak]

I'n pretty sick of that one for NuvaRing.

[jimk]

I knew there was a reason I don't watch much TV.

[melibreits]

OMG....That's hilarious!


....And it's even funnier to think that somebody got paid to write that awful jingle and perform it..... You're right, there are some things that just should not be sung about.

[brammy]

Jeeeeezzz.

At least they didn't do it to a Beatles tune. Good Lord, just think what they might have done with...

Aint Nuthin Shakin
--or--
Carry That Weight
--or--
Come and Get It
--or--
Crying, Waiting, Hoping
--or--
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey
--or--
Fixing a Hole
--or--
I'm a Loser
--or--
I've Got a Feeling
--or--
In Spite of All the Danger
--or--
So How Come (No One Loves Me)

and on and on and on

[wayang]

Thank god they have two locations! Anything to cut down on the driving time...

[sowhat]

Lol.
I think there's no such thing as "worst commercial song". They're all worst. Albeit... well, i still remember that first (or one of the first) TV ads in USSR. That was funny. Incredibly stupid, but funny. (It's about a fan/ventilator factory.)

[jingle_jangle]

Oh, yeah, we got one a them in the USA, too...

http://www.bigassfans.com/

[kiramdear]

Oh, man, this is the worst:
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[goofyfoot]

Not to counterpoint this thread's intent but it did get you to write about it. Isn't that the purpose of jingles.......to get you to remember for better or for worse? (He-he). But yeah, I agree with you. Musically, it's a wasteland out there in Commercialville. Peace, out.......Goofyfoot.

[jingle_jangle]

Oh, man, this is the worst:
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Wait...that's a spoof, right? Please say it is! Please!

If not, the only word is (in hip hop parlance)...

EXECRABLE.

[atomic_punk]

I gotta tell you, I dig the Free Credit Report.com one where he and his crew are wanting to be rolling phat but they are sticking to the vinyl in the used sub-compact.

[atomic_punk]

And yes, the McD R&B spot is ATROCIOUS. Guess it shows every generic R&B shot and style. Oh, that is SO BAD.

[atomic_punk]

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[melibreits]

Ohhhh yeah! Those commercials are so bad they're good. The first time I saw this one it made me laugh.... It's just so pathetic!

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